Best 67 captions for every type of post.

Best 67 captions for every type of post.

Funny Instagram Captions

1. [Employee]'s favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch ... S/he calls it lunch.
2. I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
3. We tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of our lives!
4. There are 16-year-olds competing at the Olympics and some of us still push on "pull" doors.
5. Namast'ay in bed.
6. That awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and you can't do it.
7. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
8. What if we told you ... you can eat without posting it on Instagram?
9. We know the voices in our heads aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are just too good to ignore.
10. We don't know what's tighter: Our jeans or our company culture.
11. Friday ... Our second-favorite F word. 
12. We don't care what people think of us. Unless they're our customers. We definitely care what customers think of us.
13. All you need is love ... and investors. All you need is love and investors.
14. Hi, we're [company name]. We build amazing apps and eat amazing apps.

Clever Instagram Captions

1. Patience -- what you have when there are too many witnesses.
2. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the Clarendon filter.
3. "Life is short." False -- it's the longest thing you do.
4. Happy Sunday! There may be no excuse for laziness, but [I'm/we're] still looking.
5. Rejection is just redirection.
6. Better an "oops" than a "what if."
7. You have stolen a pizza our hearts.
8. The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
9. Seven billions smiles, and these are our favorite.
10. Stop working hard and start working smart.
11. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When [company name] gives you [type of product], you make money.
12. Imposter complex is just a byproduct of success.
13. Life is simple. It's just not easy.
14. The best times begin at the end of your comfort zone.
15. When nothing goes right, go left.

Sassy Instagram Captions

1. What's a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.
2. Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
3. We're an acquired taste. If you don't like us, acquire some taste.
4. Well-behaved people don't make it into history books.
5. Be sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
6. We got 99 problems, but an awesome marketing team ain't one.
7. Sometimes you just need to do a thing called "what you want."
8. You can't do epic stuff with lame people. And we got the best in the biz.
9. It's not called being bossy, it's called having leadership skills.

Song Lyrics for Instagram Captions

1. "I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist." -- Sia, "Chandelier"
2. "I live for the nights that I can't remember, with the people that I won't forget." -- Drake, "Show Me a Good Time"
3. "I hope you never lose your sense of wonder." -- Lee Ann Womack, "I Hope You Dance"
4. "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." -- John Lennon, "Imagine"
5. "If you give, you begin to live." -Dave Matthews Band
6. "Outlining my findings, using life as a stencil." -- Kero One, "In All the Wrong Places"
7. "Feeling good living better." -- Drake, "Over My Dead Body"
8. "Say oh, got this feeling that you can't fight, like this city is on fire tonight" -- OneRepublic, "Good Life"
9. "Time makes you bolder" -- Fleetwood Mac, "Landslide"
10. "If I fail, if I succeed, at least I'll live as I believe" -- Whitney Houston, "The Greatest Love of All"
11. "The rest of the world was in black and white, but we were in screaming color." -- Taylor Swift, "Out of the Woods"
12. "Lightning strikes every time she moves" -- Calvin Harris, "This Is What You Came For"
13. "We aren't ever getting older" -- Chainsmokers, "Closer"
14. "Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears" -- Aerosmith, "Dream On"

Business Instagram Captions

1. Good evening, [city]! We're in town for [event] at Booth [#]. Stop by and say hi!
2. "If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat. Just get on." -Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook
3. Our [#]-person squad completed the [road race name]! And we did it all for the post-run sneaker selfie. 👟
4. We got product in the pipeline ... check back for an exciting announcement on [date]!
5. Diversity isn't a recruitment metric -- it's an ingredient for success. At [company], we thrive on the unique backgrounds, experiences, and perspectives of our people.
6. Spot the CEO. 😉
7. At [company name], our best asset is our people.
8. We had a great time with our customers at [meeting/event]! @[client/partner], you guys rock.
9. Thrilled to have [customer] at our office today! Come back any time. 😊
10. [Company name] is off for [holiday]! We hope you all have a safe long weekend.
11. Big things have small beginnings. [Company]'s HQ began right here.
12. "It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." -Herman Melville
13. How many [company name] employees does it take to spell "TEAM"?
14. Want to work with these awesome people, working on a lot of awesome things? We're hiring! Click the link in our bio to see our current openings.
15. Check, check, one, two ... is this thing on? [Company name] is now on Instagram! Follow us to learn about our culture, product, and (awesome) people.