Best Funny Instagram Captions

Funny Instagram Captions

Here is the list of Best Funny Instagram Captions

Let us kick off this list with the funny Instagram captions to lol.

• Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
• They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
• My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
• Friday, my second favorite F word.
• Wine + dinner = winner
• I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
• Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
• If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
• They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
• For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
• Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
• When nothing goes right, go left.
• A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
• Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
• Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
• Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
• I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
• When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
• Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
• I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
• Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patience and money.
• There’s no “we” in fries
• Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
• I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
• ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
• Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
• I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
• Today is a good day for cake.
• Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.